Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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