Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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