Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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