he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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