how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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