talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
smell my finger.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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