I wish I could punch you in the face.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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