well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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