Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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