i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
they're like a gay fantastic four
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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