I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
