Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
So vagazzling was a success
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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