I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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