better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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