In the future we'll all be gay
no. you can't hotbox the world.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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