that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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