Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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