I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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