Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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