shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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