Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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