It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I could have mohawked her pubes.
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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