On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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