I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
