good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Congratulations! We have a period
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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