If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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