this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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