Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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