Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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