im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He better not be in your backpack
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Randomize