spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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