So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
