I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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