sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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