How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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