Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
you would pick up someone in the library
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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