Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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