i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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