what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i may or may not be watching the land before time
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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