nut hugger
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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