I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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