i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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