okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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