She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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