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• (630): View more from Illinois

  do you know how bad I want you right now?

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  As bad as i want you to stop texting me?

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  is that a hint?

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich

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• (386): View more from Florida

  First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..

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• (209): View more from California

  what is college for if not random hookup sex?

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  learning.

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  i would literally fuck learning if i could.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.

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• (415): View more from California

  The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.

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• (516): View more from New York

  you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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