you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'm always down for nudity.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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