i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
