we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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