just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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