She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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