just tell him i said nine months
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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